I'm here for tradition, for creating your own traditions and joining those which work for you (while casting off those which don't). It's not a joke I'd revisit by myself but hey, nor are Christmas cracker jokes (including our own horrors, which I'm sorry to tell you will return this year). The developer, Nick Cummings blew a pun up into a musical spectacular with a series of escalations then knew when to end. It's free and it'll take you four minutes. The downloadable version has been gone for a few years but if you haven't been lovingly transferring a copy from hard drive to hard drive, PC to PC, like your childhood macaroni Christmas ornaments somehow preserved by your mum, you can still play that WebGL version in your browser.

Pull on your mittens, fill your flask with cocoa, and clip-click-skkrachk those ski boots, for it is time to play the free downhill slalom game Skeal. Games to play, songs to time, surprises to spring. With Christmas barely a week away, it's time to start celebrating my own RPS Christmas traditions.

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